I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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