so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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