sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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