yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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