Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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