I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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