Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
My pussy is not your playground.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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