I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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