At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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