it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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