Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
