My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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