His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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