So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Im part way to drunk.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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