Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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