So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
my poor anus
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