i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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