JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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