just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
this must be what syphilis tastes like
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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