I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
