therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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