So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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