come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I love having hate sex.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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