Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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