Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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