Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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