I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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