I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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