i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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