Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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