I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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