i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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