I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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