So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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