you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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