he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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