Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
