I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize