Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
