I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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