do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
