I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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