she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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