Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
As shirtless as possible
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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