How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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