Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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