Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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