i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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