Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
