You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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