Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Randomize
