im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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