I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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