if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Someone signed my nipple.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
